Even when it’s as simple as a story of when they were younger or if they tell you about a dream they had, it’s just so cute. I like it when a guy can be honest. Forget the act of trying to be mysterious because it’s not attractive, it’s confusing. Just be straight up with me. Trust me and I’ll trust you.

(Source: oheyitsdinh, via jembemxo)

i-have-the-suds:

one time my parents were gone for the weekend

so i took everything in the house and moved it five inches to the left.

it was subtle enough that it wasn’t obvious but they felt like something was off when they got back

and they kept bumping into the corners of tables and couches

i am a cruel man

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